Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

The BEST Predators Review [Spoilers]

By RiggzWednesday - July 14th, 2010Categories: Awesome, Movies, Rant

So, I saw Predators this weekend. My personal opinions of the film are of minor importance here, so I’ll just rush through and say that the movie wasn’t a travesty like AvP, but still doesn’t hold a candle to the original. Pandering to the current mindless movie-going audience is partly to blame, but beyond that some of the movie is poorly constructed and clearly doesn’t understand why people are still enjoying Arnold’s action movie today.

That being said, the movie is getting great word of mouth. Something that doesn’t usually happen with mediocre movies. I don’t understand this and a lot of times it makes me feel all alone in the world (though an empty apartment and a girlfriend living 3000 miles away doesn’t help either). Luckily, like a knight in shining armor, a hero steps forward to show me that I’m not alone. And even though the internet reminds me daily how many opinions differ from my own, there are still others out there who share my point of view. One such other goes by the name “RG“. He’s a first-time commenter, responding to a post at Topless Robot. And he’s written the BEST Predators review ever.

And WHY THE F*CK WAS LAURENCE FISHBURNE FAT? He must be one hell of a scavenger.

I KNOW! Please read the full spoiler-filled review below.

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Pulse 360 Makes Ads For Me!

By RiggzSunday - June 13th, 2010Categories: Awesome, Non Sequitor

Marketing... for me!

I love custom ads.  Some people feel like their internet exploits should be kept private, but I don’t mind a “search report” or spybots sharing a little bit of my information because it makes everything much more entertaining!  Face it, we’ll be inundated with marketing material and advertisements every day for the rest of our lives so why not let it be tailored specifically to us?  You’d be a fool to pass up this opportunity.

Now, you may be asking where this rant is coming from.  There must be some sort of catalyst!  Your assumption is correct.  So without any further ado let me present to you an ad, crafted by Pulse 360, specifically for me…. seriously…

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